THE CooMuffCake!

Prepare to have your body rocked by this pure blend of awesome. When the world was created, there were mountains, oceans, and some trees. The world was very plain. Then, the CooMuffCake was born. A society of perfection. We have begun to harvest them, and they are yet to disappoint. We would offer a guarantee that you will love them, or your money back. However, we have no need for that, because they are too perfect to insult with the suggestion of anything but satisfaction. 

Now order, sit down, and prepare yourself. Something special is headed your way.